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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Fan death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Fan death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "electric fan chops up all the oxygen particles in the air leaving none to breathe"
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010
the lost generation
all know spam.
spam has been with us since the 1980s.
If you have an email account, you know spam.
More importantly, you know spam filters - junk mail folders etc...
But what about the 21 year old girl, who met a guy at a bar, they got along REALLY well.
The 21 year old girl got the guys email address and proceeded to send him the following message:
Subject: Would love to meet you again!
Hey, this is Samantha, would love to meet again, feeling horny and fantasizing about you
This email has a snowball's chance in hell to get through the email filters, specially if sent from generic email account like yahoo/hotmail.
So let us do some numbers here, pure guesswork.
this has happened 200.000 times.
Let's say 0.1% of those emails would have resulted in pregnancy (either through a relationship or just one(+) night stand)
That is 200 people.
200 people that do not exist today because of spam.
spam has been with us since the 1980s.
If you have an email account, you know spam.
More importantly, you know spam filters - junk mail folders etc...
But what about the 21 year old girl, who met a guy at a bar, they got along REALLY well.
The 21 year old girl got the guys email address and proceeded to send him the following message:
Subject: Would love to meet you again!
Hey, this is Samantha, would love to meet again, feeling horny and fantasizing about you
This email has a snowball's chance in hell to get through the email filters, specially if sent from generic email account like yahoo/hotmail.
So let us do some numbers here, pure guesswork.
this has happened 200.000 times.
Let's say 0.1% of those emails would have resulted in pregnancy (either through a relationship or just one(+) night stand)
That is 200 people.
200 people that do not exist today because of spam.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
joke
We went to get some cold, refreshing beverages after a vigorous tennis match. We placed our order and drove to the window. When I got there, the cashier said, "$4.04".
I replied, "Not found?"
The cashier looked at me like I was a fucking alien. My girlfriend looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.
I laughed and handed over the money.
I replied, "Not found?"
The cashier looked at me like I was a fucking alien. My girlfriend looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.
I laughed and handed over the money.
Monday, August 16, 2010
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Sunday, August 8, 2010
f2 coming soon
more news hmm... soon ?
quote about f2
"if f2 had existed when the bible was written, it would be religion today!"
quote about f2
"if f2 had existed when the bible was written, it would be religion today!"
Saturday, August 7, 2010
"the world is not ready for the technology revolution that will be happening to them soon"
Eric Schmidt: Every 2 Days We Create As Much Information As We Did Up To 2003: "the world is not ready for the technology revolution that will be happening to them soon"
Friday, August 6, 2010
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Ahhh, the spam.
I've always dreamt of meeting a beautiful girl called $girlname.
>
> Hi !
> I am $girlname, $age.
> I live not far from you! Lets meet tomorrow in some motel !
> Please check my photos and contact me on this site
> http://someurl.com/zw5xc
>
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