Friday, May 27, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Macarena

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere."

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Gustave Gilbert - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nuremberg trials

Göring: Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Gilbert: There is one difference. In a democracy the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.
Göring: Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Jaws

If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

TIL there are 100+ octillion moves in chess | Braincrave.com... where minds meet

TIL there are 100+ octillion moves in chess | Braincrave.com... where minds meet: "there are 169,518,829,100,544,000,000,000,000,000 (approximately 1.70 x 10^29) ways to play the first ten moves in chess."

Saturday, February 19, 2011

flags

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Monsanto - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Monsanto - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "As of May 2008, Monsanto is currently engaged in a campaign to prohibit dairies which do not inject their cows with artificial bovine growth hormone from advertising this fact on their milk cartons.[24]"

Spy Games: Inside the Convoluted Plot to Bring Down WikiLeaks | Threat Level | Wired.com

Spy Games: Inside the Convoluted Plot to Bring Down WikiLeaks | Threat Level | Wired.com: "In October 2010, HBGary CEO Greg Hoglund had tossed out a random idea for Barr, one that did not apparently seem unusual: “I suggest we create a large set of unlicensed windows-7 themes for video games and movies appropriate for middle east & asia. These theme packs would contain back doors.”"

With a line like that, i just had to buy it. - Imgur

With a line like that, i just had to buy it. - Imgur

Susan G. Komen for the Cure - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Susan G. Komen for the Cure - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "more than a hundred small charities have received legal opposition from Komen to varied uses of 'for the cure' in their names, at a cost of nearly one-million dollars per year in donor funds"

Defector admits to WMD lies that triggered Iraq war | World news | The Guardian

Defector admits to WMD lies that triggered Iraq war | World news | The Guardian: "The defector who convinced the White House that Iraq had a secret biological weapons programme has admitted for the first time that he lied about his story"

Monday, February 14, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

List of fictional television shows - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

List of fictional television shows - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Bobcat or Björk - game show in which contestants must figure out if a three-second sound bite is comedian Bobcat Goldthwait or singer Björk Guðmundsdóttir."





Saturday, February 12, 2011

Sex On Mars & Mars Pregnancy Risks | Mars Colonization, Space Exploration | Space Radiation | Space.com

Sex On Mars & Mars Pregnancy Risks | Mars Colonization, Space Exploration | Space Radiation | Space.com: "Radiation spoils space sex"

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E-mails from an Asshole

E-mails from an Asshole: "or London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. It is a beautiful spacious apartment in the East Village (near Tompkins Square Park)"

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Mayor of Detroid speaks up

@ There are not any plans to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for the suggestion.
Twitter / @Mayor Dave Bing: @MT There are not any plan ...

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Should robots have rights? : philosophy

Should robots have rights? : philosophy: "At what point do we say, 'here is a level of intelligence worthy of rights?'
I'll go with the level of intelligence where when you deny said entity rights it can start to plot against you."

Friday, February 4, 2011

406 F.3d 857

406 F.3d 857: "On the evening of May 29, 2003, Hayden was smoking crack with three other folks at a trailer park home on Chain of Rocks Road in Granite City, Illinois, Murphy, Sr., who had sold drugs to Hayden several years earlier, showed up later that night. He was friendly at first, but he soon called Hayden a 'snitch bitch hoe'" (1)
*snip*

1: The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch "hoe." A "hoe," of course, is a tool used for weeding and gardening. We think the court reporter, unfamiliar with rap music (perhaps thankfully so), misunderstood Hayden's response. We have taken the liberty of changing "hoe" to "ho," a staple of rap music vernacular as, for example, when Ludacris raps "You doin' ho activities with ho tendencies."

via reddit.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

How to Survive a Long Fall - wikiHow

How to Survive a Long Fall - wikiHow:

People very seldom survive falls from heights of 100 feet (30 m) or more, and mortality is high even at heights of 20-30 feet (6-9 m).

It is always best not to fall at all.


What is that noise I hear inside my head when I smile really hard and close my eyes really tightly? : answers

What is that noise I hear inside my head when I smile really hard and close my eyes really tightly? : answers:

"You just made thousands of people scrunch their own faces up and smile at the same time. Total win."

Why do police, after pulling someone over, always touch the back of the car before talking to the person? : answers

Why do police, after pulling someone over, always touch the back of the car before talking to the person? : answers: "Leaves fingerprints on your car: if you drive off, they can later prove that your car was the one they pulled over."

Nasal cycle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nasal cycle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "This cycle, which is controlled by the autonomic nervous system as described above, had a mean duration of two and a half hours."

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Big Rip - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Big Rip - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "About 60 million years before the end, gravity would be too weak to hold the Milky Way and other individual galaxies together. Approximately three months before the end, the solar system would be gravitationally unbound. In the last minutes, stars and planets would be torn apart, and an instant before the end, atoms would be destroyed."

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

How I Met Your Mother TV Show - The Playbook - How I Met Your Mother Recaps, How I Met Your Mother Reviews, How I Met Your Mother Episodes | TWoP

How I Met Your Mother TV Show - The Playbook - How I Met Your Mother Recaps, How I Met Your Mother Reviews, How I Met Your Mother Episodes | TWoP: "The He's Not Coming: In which Barney approaches random women on the observation deck of the Empire State Building, and in a twisted, evil version of An Affair to Remember, tells each one that he's not coming, until he meets up with a woman who was actually waiting for a 'him' -- one who is vulnerable enough to fall for his crap, and fall into his arms in search of comfort. In this segment, while the theme from Romeo and Juliet plays, an attractive brunette does just that. Twink."

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011