Saturday, December 25, 2010

YouTube - TIMEFONE

YouTube - The Time Phone

YouTube - Football You know it makes sense! Mitchell & Webb

Sinking of the Rainbow Warrior - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sinking of the Rainbow Warrior - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "It aimed to sink the flagship of the Greenpeace fleet, the Rainbow Warrior in the port of Auckland, New Zealand,"

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 23, 2010

New Zealand Military Releases UFO Files

New Zealand Military Releases UFO Files: "dying humans ascend as hydrogen atoms"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

CIA - WTF

CIA to examine impact of files recently released by WikiLeaks: "The CIA has launched a task force to assess the impact of the exposure of thousands of U.S. diplomatic cables and military files by WikiLeaks.

Officially, the panel is called the WikiLeaks Task Force. But at CIA headquarters, it's mainly known by its all-too-apt acronym: W.T.F."

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

scientology


imgur: the simple image sharer

Monday, December 20, 2010

Media

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via Reddit

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Twitter / @WikiLeaks: Does your business do busi ...

Twitter / @WikiLeaks: Does your business do busi ...: "Does your business do business with Bank of America? Our advise is to place your funds somewhere safer."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

13 Obvious Traps (PHOTOS)

Andy Borowitz: Golden Globes Announce Nominees; WikiLeaks Announce Winners

Andy Borowitz: Golden Globes Announce Nominees; WikiLeaks Announce Winners: "From his jail cell, Mr. Assange said he hoped that he would be released soon so that he could sit behind people in movie theaters and spoil the endings."

Monday, December 13, 2010

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r1XqW.jpg (3264×1840)

Sex Galaxy (2008) - IMDb

Sex Galaxy (2008) - IMDb: "awful Russian Sci Fi movies that are re-cut, ridiculously dubbed and have a few scenes with one good English speaking actor cut in to tie it all together. Well, that's most of what this is. It's a re-cut of an East German science fiction movie that was partly made of re-cuts of a Russian sci fi movie."

WTF! They were better dressed, could spell, and weren't fat. Even our flag-waving bigots have gone downhill. - Imgur

WTF! They were better dressed, could spell, and weren't fat. Even our flag-waving bigots have gone downhill. - Imgur

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Andy Borowitz: Tired of Being Overlooked, East Korea Declares War on Other Two Koreas

Andy Borowitz: Tired of Being Overlooked, East Korea Declares War on Other Two Koreas: "In a sign of just how insulated it has become from information about the outside world, East Korea also demanded that the European Union pay it a ransom of 10 trillion Euros.

Speaking for the EU, German chancellor Andrea Merkel said, 'Obviously, we don't have that kind of money, but we'd be happy to give them Ireland."

Ice Cubes Recipe - Food.com - 420398

Ice Cubes Recipe - Food.com - 420398: "2 cups water (approximately)
2 tablespoons water (addtional if needed)"

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

one of those please

Patrick Millard | Formatting Gaia » Blog Archive » Top 5 Human Enhancement Must Haves: "1.  Brain Enhancement: Metabrain prosthetic, which includes
an observational feedback field
•  AGI decision assistant
•  cognitive error correction task pane with auto-correct options
•  multiple viewpoints window with drop down elements"

The Illusion of Transparency « You Are Not So Smart

The Illusion of Transparency « You Are Not So Smart: "Still, in this experiment some people got stuck in a feedback loop. They thought they appeared nervous, so they started to try and compensate, and then they thought the compensation was noticeable and tried to cover that up which they then felt was more obvious, and so on until they worked themselves up into a state where they were obviously freaking out."

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Controlling cursors with thoughts: Faster, simpler, and more accurately; advance helps people regulate their own brain response, with therapeutic implications

in 6 minutes...Controlling cursors with thoughts: Faster, simpler, and more accurately; advance helps people regulate their own brain response, with therapeutic implications

CSS Box Shadow & Text Shadow Experiments - ZURB Playground - ZURB.com



crab

God Hates Iceland! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

God Hates Iceland! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums: "s the cross by turning it sideways. Sata"

Monday, November 22, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

fractals

Sunday, October 31, 2010

WAS

napster - Google leit: "Stream Music, Download MP3s, Top Songs, Buy Music — Napster�- [ ��a �essa s�u ]
Napster is the ultimate digital music service, offering MP3 downloads and unlimited on-demand streaming. Enjoy any track in Napster.s multi-million-song ...
Member Login - Member Sign In - Featured Music
www.napster.com/ - Afrit - Svipa�ar s�ur
Napster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia�- [ ��a �essa s�u ]
Napster WAS an online music peer-to-peer file sharing service"

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Remote Control

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

YouTube - Ali G Invents the Ice Cream Glove

Beyond the Rave (Video 2008) - IMDb

Beyond the Rave (Video 2008) - IMDb: "An English soldier must find and win back his girlfriend from the clutches of a mysterious group of hardcore ravers before he flies to Iraq in the morning."

Monday, October 18, 2010

Researchers one step closer to 'bootless' computer - Computerworld

Researchers one step closer to 'bootless' computer - Computerworld: "Roland Kawakami, an associate professor of physics and astronomy at UC Riverside, said the clock speeds of chips made using tunneling spin injection would be 'thousands of times' faster than today's processors."

Friday, October 15, 2010

I Believe in Advertising | ONLY SELECTED ADVERTISING | Advertising Blog & Community � International Society for Human Rights (ISHR): AIDS, Soil Pollution, Military Exhibition, Forest Fire, Batman

Electric chair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Electric chair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "As of 2008, the only places in the world which still reserve the electric chair as an option for execution are the U.S. states of Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia."

Home Taping Is Killing Music - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Home Taping Is Killing Music - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "'Home Taping Is Killing Music' was the slogan of a 1980s anti-copyright infringement campaign by the British Phonographic Industry (BPI),"

Car-Eating Rabbits Invade Denver Airport

Car-Eating Rabbits Invade Denver Airport

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

World’s weirdest trials

World’s weirdest trials: "In 2005 a Russian astrologist, Marina Bai, sued NASA because the lady thought that the American Spatial Agency was guilty of destroying the balance of the Universe"

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Future 2020 | 2020s Technology | Future | Timeline | 2050 | 2100 | 2150 | 2200 | 21st century | 22nd century | 23rd century | Far Future | Technology

Future 2020 | 2020s Technology | Future | Timeline | 2050 | 2100 | 2150 | 2200 | 21st century | 22nd century | 23rd century | Far Future | Technology: "2020-2035 - World energy crisis

2020 - Internet use reaches 5 billion worldwide | Texting by thinking | Complete organ replacements grown from stem cells | Holographic TV is mainstream | Sweden becomes the first oil-free country |
Glacier National Park and other regions are becoming ice-free | Completion of the Square Kilometre Array | Wholly lifelike CGI

2021 - 'Thoughtcrime' is becoming a reality | Fully reusable single-stage-to-orbit spacecraft | Telecommuting is a standard flexible work option | Traditional microchips are reaching the limits of miniaturisation | Water crisis in southwest USA"

Friday, September 24, 2010

Walking Randomly � Best source code comment ever?

Walking Randomly � Best source code comment ever?: "//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 32
//"

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Javascript closure compiler error.

Google closure compiler converts

var jsonvar;
eval('jsonvar = '+msg.d+');
for(var i = 0;i<jsonvar.length;i++)
{
dochicken(jsonvar[i].Chicken);
}

as

for(d = 0;d < (void 0).length;d++) {
dochicken((void 0)[d].Chicken);
}


So don't declare your json ajax receptor before usage.

Revised according to comment:
Closure can start to do weird things if you include variable names in eval text.

This is a better solution from John:


var jsonvar = eval("(" + msg.d+ ")");
for(var i = 0;i{
dochicken(jsonvar[i].Chicken);
}
CHIKEN();CHIKEN();

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Decoding spoken words from brain signals | KurzweilAI

Decoding spoken words from brain signals | KurzweilAI: "University of Utah researchers translated brain signals into words using two grids of 16 microelectrodes implanted beneath the skull but atop the brain."

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Underground Acid Water Could Take Over Johannesburg - TIME NewsFeed

Underground Acid Water Could Take Over Johannesburg - TIME NewsFeed: "rising at a rate of about three feet per day"

4037689-Drekkingarhylur_II_no_throwing_of_coins-Thingvellir.jpg (182�130)

4037689-Drekkingarhylur_II_no_throwing_of_coins-Thingvellir.jpg (182�130)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Monday, September 6, 2010

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

rocket jump

Saturday, August 21, 2010

200$

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

the lost generation

all know spam.
spam has been with us since the 1980s.

If you have an email account, you know spam.

More importantly, you know spam filters - junk mail folders etc...

But what about the 21 year old girl, who met a guy at a bar, they got along REALLY well.


The 21 year old girl got the guys email address and proceeded to send him the following message:

Subject: Would love to meet you again!
Hey, this is Samantha, would love to meet again, feeling horny and fantasizing about you


This email has a snowball's chance in hell to get through the email filters, specially if sent from generic email account like yahoo/hotmail.

So let us do some numbers here, pure guesswork.

this has happened 200.000 times.
Let's say 0.1% of those emails would have resulted in pregnancy (either through a relationship or just one(+) night stand)

That is 200 people.

200 people that do not exist today because of spam.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

joke

We went to get some cold, refreshing beverages after a vigorous tennis match. We placed our order and drove to the window. When I got there, the cashier said, "$4.04".

I replied, "Not found?"

The cashier looked at me like I was a fucking alien. My girlfriend looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.

I laughed and handed over the money.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

sacrifice

Friday, August 13, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

f2

http://f2.np.is/Listen

Sunday, August 8, 2010

f2 coming soon

more news hmm... soon ?

quote about f2

"if f2 had existed when the bible was written, it would be religion today!"

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Friday, August 6, 2010

Magnað!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Ahhh, the spam.

I've always dreamt of meeting a beautiful girl called $girlname.

>

> Hi !

> I am $girlname, $age.

> I live not far from you! Lets meet tomorrow in some motel !

> Please check my photos and contact me on this site

> http://someurl.com/zw5xc

>

for a real challenge!

tetris1d.org

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Nick Holmes...

Nick Holmes...I can’ stop looking at this.

It is still not clear exactly what meat was used.


BBC News - Prison governor apologises for non-halal food: "It is still not clear exactly what meat was used."

recursion - Google Search

recursion - Google Search

There are two types of people in this world those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world..


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Do not feed the bears

Would have though any environmentalist would know this.
Timothy Treadwell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

SPY PLANE FASHION - Viceland Today

SPY PLANE FASHION - Viceland Today

Unquote | Futility Closet

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hubble2005-01-barred-spiral-galaxy-NGC1300.jpg
“Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.” — Arthur C. Clarke

Funniest Protest Signs of 2010 - Funny Political Protest Signs

Funniest Protest Signs of 2010 - Funny Political Protest Signs

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Visual studio keybinding open specific file.

Made these macros to make my life easier, since most of the time i'm editing the same files.

Sub ToChickenStatic()
DTE.ItemOperations.OpenFile("e:\Chickenphotos\code\Chickenstatic.cs")
End Sub
Sub ToChickenExtends()
DTE.ItemOperations.OpenFile("e:\Chickenphotos\code\Chickenextends.cs")
End Sub

Actually I have about 8 of these, and they are bound to CTRL-1,2,3...

You can then bind the macros to keys via Tools->Customize->Keyboard
One of my more rewarding keybinds.

Monday, July 19, 2010

All that was left was a chaotic assemblage of random events.

Why I Hate LOST | the TV addict: "All that was left was a chaotic assemblage of random events."

Saturday, July 17, 2010

c# toJson

Nice extension method if you work allot with ajax/javascript/linq.

public static string ToJson(this object o)
{
return (JsonConvert.SerializeObject(o));
}

Can call from code.

example:
[WebMethod]
public string GetAllPoultry(){
var q = from b in data.Chicken select b;
return q.ToJson();
}

Friday, July 16, 2010

Adding shortcut key for MeasureIt for Firefox.

/*depreciated*/
This no longer works with newer versions of firefox since the Keyconfig extension is dead. I use Greenshot for imagegrabbing, and that displays the pixel size.


Start by grabbing
Keyconfig.

Go to Tools->Keyconfig->Add a new key->Code is
"net.kevinfreitas.measureit.toggle();"

The shortcut key won't work to turn of MeasureIt, but you can use ESC for that.

I use CTRL-E, good for left hand when right is on the mouse, and not really used for anything (it's bound to web search, but you can unbind it easily)

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

more duck

smbs

Monday, July 12, 2010

Poultry

Some numbers:

  1. My mp3 collection is 30.052 songs.
  2. 17 song names have the word chicken.
  3. 13 song names have the word duck
  4. 3 songs have the word lion, (space lion, dub lion, gold lion)



How to: Return a Value from a Task

Simple version from .net 4 Task library.

Task chicken = Task.Factory.StartNew(() => DoChicken());

//Do some chicken.

then when you chicken,

if(chicken.IsCompleted)
return(chicken.Result) //calling chicken.Result will hang until DoChicken finishes
else
chicken chicken.

Get rid of css opacity errors in Visual Studio

Move them under warnings.

Jee

Jee: Matching lines: 5 Matching files: 3 Total files searched: 198

Find all "jee", Subfolders, Find Results 1, "Entire Solution"

Hmm: Matching lines: 2 Matching files: 2 Total files searched: 198

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Exciting news for my reader!

This blog is getting some hits!

7 so far, and by my calculations either

1) hits will reach 117.440.512 by 20.12.2010
2) hits will reach 103 by 20.12.2010

Depends if the 100% increase is steady or the addition of 7 hits per week is steady.

Exciting!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

live coding

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Netbeans Javascript

Although I'm writing in VS 2010, I still prefer Netbeans (after a long search for a good javascript IDE) for my Javascript IDE, even though I haven't figured out to use the Javascript debuggin built in.

I got the simples version, for PHP, and create a new project, setting my option to store the project files in the default directory.

bónus!

Monday, June 21, 2010

All your base are belong to us.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: Main screen turn on.

CATS: All your base are belong to us.

CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Captain: For great justice.


Engineer: It appears that someone has planted explosives.

Radio Operator: It's now showing on the main screen.

CATS: All of your bases are under our control.

CATS: Make the most of these last moments of your lives.

Captain: Our hopes for the future...

Friday, June 18, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

div width relative positioning scrollbar

Another 45 minutes (or so) gone.

if you create a div style="position: relative; top: 0px; left: 536px;">
someamazingtext

The browser will create a verticalscrollbar. No matter how short the text is.
Reason: a div without specified width is 100% the length of the document no matter where it starts on the left of things.

width:auto; won't help you.


Bad idea - javascript handling

Spent 45 minutes of my life trying to figure this one NEVER enda a <script tag
with a /> when linking to a source. <script type="text/javascript"
src="/Scripts/jquery-1.3.2.min.js" ></script> NOT <script type="text/javascript"
src="/Scripts/jquery-1.3.2.min.js" />

Saturday, June 5, 2010

more bash

#628630 +(8161)- [X]
I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
and got mauled
and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

QDB: Quote #2999

#2999 +(8123)- [X]
There was a 23% drop in temperature.
That's almost 25%!
... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

QDB: Quote #2999

QDB: Quote #922982

QDB: Quote #922982

Monday, May 10, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Linq to Json

var q = from b in data.napps2_price_categories
where b.Lang == lang
orderby b.Description
select new { b.Code, b.Description };
return (JsonConvert.SerializeObject(q));

Returns the results as JSON
JSON.NET

Calling the webservice from javasacript via JQuery

$.ajax({
type: "POST",
url: "/WebServics/DoStuff.asmx/Functionname",
data: "{'lang': 'EN'}",
contentType: "application/json; charset=utf-8",
dataType: "json",
success: function (msg) {
AjaxSucceeded(msg);
},
error: AjaxFailed
});

function AjaxSucceeded(result) {
eval('var jsonvar = ' + result.d);
for (var i = 0; i < jsonvar.length; i++)
$('#divCategory').append('');
}

Friday, April 2, 2010

Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes Of All Time

Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes Of All Time: "#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
1976: The British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room."

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

Trapped in the Closet (South Park) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the discovery of his surprisingly high "thetan levels", he is recognized as the reincarnation of the founder of the church, L. Ron Hubbard

Trapped in the Closet (South Park) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Possibility of TouchLESS Computers

Possibility of TouchLESS Computers

Chiastic

from the Greek: χιάζω, chiázō, "to shape like the letter Χ"
Chiasmus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Chiastic Slide

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fan Death - Wikipedia.

Fan death is a putative phenomenon generally accepted only in South Korea, in which an electric fan left running overnight in a closed room can cause the death of those inside. Fans sold in Korea are equipped with a timer switch that turns them off after a set number of minutes, which users are frequently urged to set when going to sleep with a fan on.

More here.